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    Q: What is the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
    A: You can't make broomstick pie!

    Q: Did you hear about the new ice cream for monsters?
    A: It's called "Cookies and Scream."

    Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
    A: A ghoul Yule!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    Ivan to bite your neck!

    Q: Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
    A: At the Howliday Inn!

    Q: Where does the WOlfman live?
    A: In a werehouse!

    Q: How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
    A: They paint the town dead!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Trish.
    Trish who?
    Trish or treat!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Terry.
    Terry who?
    Terry things happen on Halloween!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Fran.
    Fran who?
    Fran-tom of the Opera!

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