A: With a skeleton key.
Q: How can you fatten up a ghost?
Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
Q: How can a witch tell the time?
Q: What is bigger than a monster but lighter than a bird?
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a black bird?
Q. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky", in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.
"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked. "Yes" he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight, too."
Q. Why are black cats such good singers?
Q. What do birds give out on Halloween?
Q. What do little trees say on Halloween?
Q. Why do witches wear name tags?
Q. What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Q. What would you do if a witch, an alien, Count Dracula and Frankenstein were at your door?
Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
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