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Halloween Jokes



    Q: How can you enter a haunted house?
    A: With a skeleton key.

    Q: How can you fatten up a ghost?
    A: With ghoulash and spooketti.

    Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
    A: A roller ghoster.

    Q: How can a witch tell the time?
    A: By using a witch watch.

    Q: What is bigger than a monster but lighter than a bird?
    A: A monster's shadow.

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a black bird?
    A: A scare-crow.

    Q. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
    A. With a pumpkin patch!

    One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky", in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

    "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked. "Yes" he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight, too."

    Q. Why are black cats such good singers?
    A. They're very meeewsical.

    Q. What do birds give out on Halloween?
    A. Tweets.

    Q. What do little trees say on Halloween?
    A. Twig or treat.

    Q. Why do witches wear name tags?
    A. So, they would know which witch is which!

    Q. What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
    A. A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.

    Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
    A. It had no body to dance with.

    Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
    A. Spelling!

    Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
    A. Because everyone was a goblin!

    Q. What would you do if a witch, an alien, Count Dracula and Frankenstein were at your door?
    A. Hope it was Halloween.

    Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
    A. With No-Body!

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