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Halloween Jokes



  • The favorite game at the ghost's Halloween party was "Hide and Shriek"!

  • The young ghost went trick or treating.
    A nighbor asked her, "Who are your parents?"
    "Deady and Mummy," she answered.

  • The ghost calls home on a terror-phone!

  • When the boy ghost met the girl ghost, it was love at first fright!

    Q: Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
    A: To the boo-ty parlor!

    Q: What's the difference between an adult and a ghost?
    A: One is all grown. The other is all groan!

  • One ghost asked another, "Do you believe in people?"

  • The ghost's favorite days are Moan-da and Fright-day!

    Q: What's the difference between a ghost and peanut butter?
    A: The ghost doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth!

    Q: What do you call a ghost's mistake?
    A: A boo-boo!

    Q: What's the difference between ghosts and patched jeans?
    A: Ghosts are dead men. Patched jeans are men-ded!

    Judy: What did the daddy ghost say to his son?
    Jody: Don't spook until spooken to!

  • The robot turned into a ghost because he couldn't rust in peace!

    Q: Where do ghosts go shopping?
    A: In boo-tiques!

    Q: Why do witches only ride their broomsticks after dark?
    A: That's the time to go to sweep!

    Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
    A: "I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!"

    Q: How did the witch get around after her broomstick?
    A: She witch-hiked!

    Q: How can you make a witch scratch?
    A: Take away the W!

    Q: Why do witches ride broomsticks?
    A: Because they don't have bikes!

    Q: What is the differemce between a witch and C-A-S-T-S?
    A: One casts spells. The other spells casts.

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