Manuel be sorry if you don't give me a treat!
Annie body home?
I'm Fred of witches!
Emma 'fraid of ghosts, too!
Howl I know you're not a ghost!
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?
Philip my bag with candy!
Max: Do you like the vampire?
Jake: Yes, it was love at first bite!
Q: Why do vampires drink blood?
A: Soda pop makes them burp!
- Vampires like to play baseball because they've got plenty of bats!
- We could not play kissing games at the party. Three kids came dressed as vampires!
- After the party, the vampire sent a fang-you note!
- A skeleton went around breaking windows on Halloween.
"Aren't you afraid of the police?" someone asked.
"No. They can't pin anything on me!"
- He's so skinny that he has to put on weight to look like a skeleton!
- SKeletons that don't work are lazy bones!
- A skeleton crew made the witch's broomstick!
Q: Why don't you ever see skeletons fighting?
A: They don't have the guts!
- Skeletons get their mail by Bony Express!
- The skeleton's favorite musical instrument is the trom-bone!
- Poor sally! She wore a mouse costumes, and the cat ate her!
Q: Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
A: It was for "tick or tweet"!
Q: Why don't the apples smile when you go bobbing?
A: Because they're crab apples!
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