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Halloween Jokes



    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Manuel.
    Manuel who?
    Manuel be sorry if you don't give me a treat!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie body home?

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Fred.
    Fred who?
    I'm Fred of witches!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Emma.
    Emma who?
    Emma 'fraid of ghosts, too!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Howl.
    Howl who?
    Howl I know you're not a ghost!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Wayne.
    Wayne who?
    Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip.
    Philip who?
    Philip my bag with candy!

    Max: Do you like the vampire?
    Jake: Yes, it was love at first bite!

    Q: Why do vampires drink blood?
    A: Soda pop makes them burp!

  • Vampires like to play baseball because they've got plenty of bats!

  • We could not play kissing games at the party. Three kids came dressed as vampires!

  • After the party, the vampire sent a fang-you note!

  • A skeleton went around breaking windows on Halloween.
    "Aren't you afraid of the police?" someone asked.
    "No. They can't pin anything on me!"

  • He's so skinny that he has to put on weight to look like a skeleton!

  • SKeletons that don't work are lazy bones!

  • A skeleton crew made the witch's broomstick!

    Q: Why don't you ever see skeletons fighting?
    A: They don't have the guts!

  • Skeletons get their mail by Bony Express!

  • The skeleton's favorite musical instrument is the trom-bone!

  • Poor sally! She wore a mouse costumes, and the cat ate her!

    Q: Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
    A: It was for "tick or tweet"!

    Q: Why don't the apples smile when you go bobbing?
    A: Because they're crab apples!

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